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Pigs never get full

I think it’s officially time for us to tool up and storm the capitol!

#1 – Halfway down this article in today’s paper I developed an ulcer – I.R.S. Cuts target lawyers who audit the richest

The Bush administration has successfully lobbied Congress to enact measures that reduce the number of Americans who are subject to the estate tax — which opponents refer to as the “death tax” — but has failed in its efforts to eliminate the tax entirely. Brown said Friday that he had ordered the staff cuts because far fewer people were obliged to pay estate taxes under President Bush’s legislation. But six IRS estate tax lawyers whose jobs are likely to be eliminated said in interviews that the cuts were just the latest moves behind the scenes at the IRS to shield people with political connections and complex tax-avoidance devices from thorough audits. Sharyn Phillips, a veteran IRS estate tax lawyer in Manhattan, called the cuts a “back-door way for the Bush administration to achieve what it cannot get from Congress, which is repeal of the estate tax.”

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An Army of One

An Army of One in Iraq

This is what they were getting at with that slogan.  US Army soldiers charged with murder are having their grand jury hearings in Tikrit.  Lord knows there are plenty of defense attourneys willing to travel to Iraq…what the hell is going on here?  The Abu Gharib crew was tried stateside, and maybe that’s the long and short of it.  We need to gain political traction in Iraq, so from now on we’ll be offering these accused soldiers as sacrifices to Allah, and the people will view an American corpse killed by American justice…that will be the turning point.  Start killing our own, and our sincerity will become obvious to every Iraqi, and the insurgency will give up all at once.  Shit – – – all we had to do was REALLY embrace the ‘Army of One’ concept. 

“All four soldiers charged are members of the Fort Campbell, Ky.-based 3rd Battalion, 187th Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne Division. They have been jailed in Kuwait since their June arrests. Their first hearing is Aug. 1 near Tikrit, Iraq.”

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Murder?

We’re not yet exusing soldiers from their responsiblities as human beings and professionals (the ones that coverups aren’t able to protect), so this case of euthanasia could in fact become a turning point, although the circumstances may determine that a criminal charge is not warranted.  Personally, it really angers me to know that Army interrogators are in jail right now for following orders.  Circumstances dove their bosses to extremes that fell outside of the law, and whoever didn’t obey orders…they were screwed in a different way than those now sitting in prison.

What authority did these people refer to when they adminstered the lethal doses?  Barring plea-bargains, this trial will indicate where we’re at as a society, and the logic that leads the jury to its decision will equal an answer to whether or not those soldiers are where they belong.  Stress, pressures none of us can understand…that’s what people like this are facing when they do what they do.

ASSIST from Van Helsing forwarding the following links:

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The boys and some of their friends

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A moral obligation to liberate Iran

The Iranian population is crying out for the US military, to liberate them from this evil government now draging a once proud Persian society through the muck.  Clearly, once we drop bombs strategically throughout the country, our forces could then roll on in, most likely greeted as heros.  Many people don’t know this, but Iran is a country rich in oil reserves.  You might also be surprised to know that oil is being sold for about $75 dollars a barrel.  So once we oust the democratic government and liberate all of Iranian society, the revenues from oil sales can fund the rebuilding effort that will be needed.  Engineering projects are complicated and expensive, so America would certainly lend the resourses of it’s own economy to help out with this.  Looking to their left and right at Iraqis and Afghanis alike, basking in the warm glow of Allah’s love, with the almighty’s loyal servant the United States of America keeping everyone safe, Iran cries out “What about us?”  And this is the unfortunate plight of a savior.  People hear of your good work and before long the number of outstretched hands prove to be overwhelming. 

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Embryos Benedict

Brownback and Inhofe ran point for the opposition, yet during all of the debate on the Senate floor they failed to convince on the science.  This is because they refered to science hardly at all in terms of citing expert opinions that backed their stance.  Several times they read long stories of people whose lives were saved by adult stem cell therapies already in practice today, and by the time a vote took place, ‘scientifically’ their only position was that adult stem cells provided great hope for the future of medicine.  That point wasn’t argued against by those in favor of the bill, nor was it going to be effected by the outcome of the vote in any way. Continue reading

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Salivating over World War III

Boy do some of them want it! Bill Kristol is apparantly the cheerleader, again.  Pick apart these arguments all you can, but first understand the upside of engaging Syria and Iran.  If Israel launches the offensive, they can be fighting a war on four fronts instead of two.  “Politically and militarily this would simplify things quite a bit”, Kristol reports having been told by his “extremely intelligent sources”.  Air support from the US would simply be the icing on the cake.  Combined, we could bring down thunderous peace in the Middle East and save the world from this terrorist element. 

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On the Discovery Channel Tonight

Interesting program on baboons in communal settings, how they interact and communicate, express emotion, and how their impulsive behavior can be explained now thanks to this video research.  The male baboon feels the need to blow off some steam, but being one of the weakest in the community, to engage another male is too risky.  Observe…the female is quick to thwart this male’s advances and he scurries away, quite satisfied with himself.

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Public Schools Perform Near Private Ones – Study – NYTimes

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GOOD READ – The Wire – Season 4

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Writer and Producer Ed Burns talks to HBO about being a teacher in Baltimore’s inner city and how that experience is informing Season 4 of The Wire.
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Fear by association

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SWIFT – WSJournal’s News Division – Facts

New York Observer 

According to Journal staffers with knowledge of the situation, Mr. Simpson, who is based in Brussels, had been working for months on a story about government monitoring of the international banking system operated by the Society for Worldwide Interbank Financial Telecommunication, or SWIFT. On June 22, Mr. Simpson was in Washington when a Treasury source tipped him that The Times would be publishing a piece on the subject, according to Journal sources. Mr. Simpson delayed a flight back to Belgium and raced to put out a piece on deadline, posting one online minutes after the Times story went out. The Journal, The Times, the Los Angeles Times and The Washington Post all had SWIFT stories in the next day’s papers.

The wall between news and opinion has traditionally been a tall and sturdy one at The Journal—with missiles lobbed over it. The editorial side has never been afraid to pick its own facts to support its arguments, even if those facts conflict with the ones reported in the paper’s news columns. Nor has it been reluctant to attack Journal reporters for writing stories that disagreed with its editorial premises, as when it downplayed the Enron scandal while Journal reporters were documenting the corrupt energy giant’s downfall.
“They’re wrong all the time. They lack credibility to the point that the emperor has no clothes,” said one staffer whose reporting has been at odds with an editorial crusade.
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Bump in the road – CTU Online

I’ll just post the chat as it took place.  FYI – I’ve been tossing up the whiskey bottle today, so the urgency relayed in this chat may not seem appropriate…along with the posting of this chat in the first place…but Al Swearengen is out for the good of the camp, not just himself.  Background – a java program is due on Friday that equals a quarter of the final grade.  The chat archive is impossible to follow as the visual is two minutes ahead of the audio describing what’s taking place: Continue reading

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“It (the internet) is not a truck, it’s a series of tubes”

The Senate Commerce Committee Chairman Ted Stevens had ‘net neutrality’ in front of him in the form of a staffer and some lobbyists working for telecom giants Verizon and AT&T.  After a few minutes the vote was secured, and fifteen minutes later the presentation was finished, a summary on paper handed over, handshakes.  What his friends have talked to him about here is billions (?) of dollars worth of bill payments from companies like Yahoo!, Google, Microsoft, Sun Microsystems, Sears, etc. based on the amount of people with computers and internet connections who access their site however many times. 

So a website owner pays hosting fees or buys their own hardware, pays an internet service provider (Verizon, AT&T, Comcast, etc.) for a connection to their servers.  People with computers have paid for their own hardware and also pay an internet service provider (Same Companies) for a connection.  On both ends of the connection, a payment is made.

What the service providers are now saying to Chairman Stevens is that because Comcast collects a monthly payment from a website that attracts people with computers who might pay AT&T or Verizon their monthly payment, one of the companies might get over on the other one somehow.  Say everyone in Bakersfield, CA pays AT&T for an internet connection and they all go to Yahoo! everyday, which pays Comcast for it’s connection.  The wires from Bakersfield, CA to Yahoo! are being used and perhaps one company’s wires are used more in one instance than anothers’.

They want to get paid a third time, and since prices offered to customers is what drives sales in the industry, they can’t come to us for more money.  So they’re going after the websites for money.  Double-dipping…as if the phone companies had become their own country, established their own government, and had decided to tax twice for the same reason. 

Ridiculous argument in favor of stealing revenue from the rest of the market, but one that involves a lot of money…Chairman Stevens is a Republican.  A match made in heaven, romantic, like a round hole in the wall of a bathroom stall.  But that’s not really the most interesting thing about this story.  Instead, it’s the fact that Stevens has a position he believes in a great deal, yet talks about it like he’s either taken acid, turned into Uncle Junior from the Sopranos AND/OR still hasn’t been able to figure out the electric can opener let alone the television remote. 

I suppose these positions are about who you know or who you made happy on the other side of that hole in the wall over the years, certainly it has nothing to do with experience or expertise.  The man claims to have been sent an “internet” that got clogged up in the “tubes” for three days.  Here’s his entire speech:

There’s one company now you can sign up and you can get a movie delivered to your house daily by delivery service. Okay. And currently it comes to your house, it gets put in the mail box when you get home and you change your order but you pay for that, right.  But this service is now going to go through the internet* and what you do is you just go to a place on the internet and you order your movie and guess what you can order ten of them delivered to you and the delivery charge is free.

Ten of them streaming across that internet and what happens to your own personal internet?  I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.  So you want to talk about the consumer? Let’s talk about you and me. We use this internet to communicate and we aren’t using it for commercial purposes.  We aren’t earning anything by going on that internet. Now I’m not saying you have to or you want to discrimnate against those people. The regulatory approach is wrong. Your approach is regulatory in the sense that it says “No one can charge anyone for massively invading this world of the internet”. No, I’m not finished. I want people to understand my position, I’m not going to take a lot of time.

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It’s not a truck.  It’s a series of tubes.  And if you don’t understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

Now we have a separate Department of Defense internet now, did you know that?  Do you know why?  Because they have to have theirs delivered immediately. They can’t afford getting delayed by other people.  Now I think these people are arguing whether they should be able to dump all that stuff on the internet ought to consider if they should develop a system themselves.  Maybe there is a place for a commercial net but it’s not using what consumers use every day.  It’s not using the messaging service that is essential to small businesses, to our operation of families.  The whole concept is that we should not go into this until someone shows that there is something that has been done that really is a viloation of net neutraility that hits you and me.

Meaning, there aren’t many web hosting empires up in Alaska, so his voters won’t care…and he did say he’d meet that lobbyist in the bathroom. 

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“Would it be easier to impose authoritarianism over the right than it would the left?”

Great question!  karl posted this in a comment and I think it deserves it’s own thread.  A linguist named Lakoff wrote a book I read last year, “Don’t think of an Elephant“, where he delves into the parent-child dynamic at play on the right in terms of policy both foreign and domestic.  I’m going to read the book mentioned here…read on:

DEAN: Goldwater Republicanism is really R.I.P. It’s been put to rest by most of the people who are now active in moving the movement further to the right than it’s ever been. I think that Senator [Goldwater], before he departed, was very distressed with Conservatism. In fact, it was our conversations back in 1994 that started this book. That’s really where I began. We wanted to find answers to the question, “Why were Republicans acting as they were?” — Why Conservatives had taken over the party and were being followed as easily as they were in taking the party where [Goldwater] didn’t want it to go.

OLBERMANN: What did you find? — In less than the 200 pages that the book goes into.

DEAN: I ran into a massive study that has really been going on 50 years now by academics. They’ve never really shared this with the general public. It’s a remarkable analysis of the authoritarian personality. Both those who are inclined to follow leaders and those who jump in front and want to be the leaders. It was not the opinion of social scientists. It was information they drew by questioning large numbers of people — hundreds of thousands of people — in anonymous testing where [the subjects] conceded their innermost feelings and reactions to things. And it came out that most of these people were pre-qualified to be conservatives and this, did indeed, fit with the authoritarian personality. Continue reading

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Journalism, who needs it?

I know several people who would like to do away with journalism altogether, or at least minimize it’s relevance as much as possible.  If a journalist uncovers something you don’t want to believe, then find an excuse not to, problem solved.  Like a born-again Christian views science, large segments of our society (often one in the same) are treating the NYTimes like Darwin, and looking to the heavens for guidance…which of course comes in the form of Karl Rove telling you something you want to hear.  Want to believe that we’re days away from defeating the Iraqis who kill our soldiers?  Go right ahead.  Want to believe that Noah had a pet dinosaur?  Go right ahead. 

Harpers had something good about journalism in Iraq, specifically what it’s about to be an imbedded journalist:

…She and the other journalists stationed at the base in Tikrit grew cynical about their work and came to believe that they were being used. “Other reporters in Iraq,” she said, “especially local Iraqis [working for Western outlets], were able to get both sides of the story, but we were getting only one side.” During her 45 days in Tikrit, she told me, she didn’t file a single story critical of the American project in Iraq. “There was no balance,” she said. “What we were doing wasn’t real journalism.”

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7/6/06 – 1st Birthday!!!

A great day for that basic fact, and the impression that by the end of it they understood, things were brighter, more laid back, energetic with new toys, a new perspective with beach balls that you have to pick up with both arms because a grasp with the one hand won’t get the job done.  Chase that around and blow off some steam, enjoy special food all messy and eaten by hand, no bib, no needing to hold up your own bottle in the highchair, or worry about the tray getting too wet or uninteresting, courses of different tastes, textures, eatability on the face, floor, belly like it didn’t matter – even though it did – so of course they knew that, and it’s through things like this that I feel like when they went to sleep they were aware and grateful of something, mostly the idea that they’d been around for a whole year already…that’s how I see it.

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Happy 4th of July!

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You Can’t Fake Forever

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Pre-Withdrawal Failure Strategy

The cat’s out of the bag, as the man in charge of our troops and studying conditions “on the ground” says that a redeployment of thousands is planned for October.  General Casey says it, and the world should be outraged over the New York Times according to Republicans.  I see the unfolding of this act quite clearly, some oldies, some precise transitions between numbers and all the Christopher Guest styled peformances from all the actors.  The war is not only a mistake according to the voters, but the Supreme Court blasted the kangaroo court procedure invented by our White House to eliminate the word “law” entirely in regards to Guantanamo.  Bad week, as this is the same Supreme Court that a week prior had made it legal for police to enter your home uninvited.  Ideological leanings in regards to “Mr. Taxpayer” v. “The Man” are heavily in favor of the latter with this group, so the political reaction our right-wingers would be having if the court was stacked to the left would be that “the liberal Supreme Court choose the terrorists over Americans today, and when this war is over, blame belongs on it’s doorstep”.  That card is unavailable with the Alito-O’Connor swap, and whatever happens next is bound to equal a copious about media attention.  Negotiations with Congress over the legislation’s particulars are headlines, as are the disagreements which ensue, the analysis of particulars in legal opinions written by the justices (especially that of John Roberts) and how some columnist thinks it will all work out in the end. 

Navigation of all this requires someting the Republican machine showed a lot of this week, as it held on to the war as the backdrop, but changed the controversy from “Democrats are cowards” to “The New York Times wants us all dead”.  It won’t be this for long, as Monday-Wednesday should see the introduction of another thread, maybe even one the bosses consider their best asset.  To go along with the distraction, a couple stories have to be buried.  Namely, one about a bill passed that pegged student loan payments around 2% higher, at a fixed rate, effective yesterday – in a package that also included tax cuts…the other story is this business with Chief “I’m the President who gave you the job” Justice “Remember me when you’re settled in over there, and be sure to get your butt down to my barbacue” Roberts…a train wreck in the history of point shaving if there ever was one.  No one should be speaking about that come Monday.  “Legislation is being discussed…”, the progression from here clearly requires a considerable deposit of dignity, an amount that Tony Snow is unlikely to let go of with a smile on his face. 

The Times witch hunt is full of holes, but at least it speaks to a poll of some kind.  Americans think our news media is a disgrace, with an approval rating around 25%, so out of the 75% who agree on this matter, there’s got to be plenty who will accept this cause and disregard the facts.  Especially the one that President Bush had told us about how we were going after the terrorists’ money, something he’s talked about, that has appeared in articles with his quote, for months and years.  To say that SWIFT was helping us is about as shocking as knowing that Western Union is as well.  Pretending this is an issue right now has more to do with what General Casey said than anything else.  What I mean is, when a failed war is coming to an end, those responsible for it will try to shift blame however they can.  Re-deployment in October isn’t happening because things are any better in Iraq, and that’s a difficult concept for some to deal with emotionally.  The lesson of course being that when you decide to fight a war, make damned sure you WIN IT!  Because calling it a failure on account of people and organizations that had no control over the battle plan is a cowardly move.

Depressing stuff…

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No money troubles here!

The Associated Press reports Greg Anderson, personal trainer for San Francisco Giants OF Barry Bonds, refused to testify to a federal grand jury investigating Bonds for perjury. Anderson, who served three months in prison after pleading guilty last year for his role in the Bay Area Laboratory Co-Operative steroid scandal, could be sent back to prison if found in contempt of court for refusing to testify.

Lesson being…a few months in prison isn’t exactally the kind of thing that will leverage someone who’s ALREADY BEEN to prison…let alone one keeping his trap shut for a multi-millionaire deranged enough to film a reality show about himself during all this. 

Michael Jackson moved to somewhere far away…one of the long tenured frieks on TV had to step up. 

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PEDRO

In a mere half hour, the best pitcher I’ve ever seen will take the mound for the Mets.  Amazing evening – regardless of what happens – as every time I get to see Pedro in a game is a blessing. 

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Intelliquest’s Top 100 Books

The best of human existance is what they’re after, and the task is one that takes art and churns it into butter…not for us though, the readers.  Lists attract us like moths to a flame…very true, and this is a good list by my estimation.  Continue reading

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WHAT THE *$*#!!!!!

This no comments thing is really killing me…just busted out an impromptu response to the 700 Club thread, in character, probably better than the original, clicked on submit…lost forever.  What the hell is this all about?  Is Joseph Smith telling me to gather several wives and open a department store?

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GOP Iraq Analysis Self-Destructs

Simplistic anti-logic has fueled much of the talk from Republicans on the floors of the house and senate this past week, offering Americans the perspective that reads:

If you’re talking about a withdrawal plan, you’re a coward.  Open-ended deployment equals courage and toughness, while talk about anything other than the status quo equals ‘cut and run’.  Think about these ‘cut and run’ Democrats back in WW2, and if they had their way, we’d be speaking German today!

A point of view that Joe-Six-Pack is even smart enough to understand.  Excellent – until it came out that General Casey is proposing a troop withdrawal plan, one that the White House was forced to confirm, uh…

So General Casey is a coward?  He’s proposing a reduction in troop levels in Iraq, and if you do that, you’re on the ‘cut and run’ side of the debate.  If the shoe fits…

Just remember what political party DIDN’T set up a straw man that managed to allign General Casey with a batch of cowards…I don’t remember Democrats setting up that type of anti-logic.  Indeed, the ‘Karl Rove Experience’ hasn’t put out a new song in quite a while now.  Just the same ‘classics’, city after city…

Simply match up the words of Republicans at all levels of the federal government last week, with this proposal submitted by General Casey, and reality further exposes itself as the #1 enemy of Republicans leading up to the mid-term elections.  A mere two years after it worked the last time, suddenly a 20-minute extended version of ‘Sweet Home Alabama’ doesn’t pack the house like it used to. 

Bad luck for the band, perhaps good luck for the troops relying on YOU AND I to vote in favor of sparing their lives.  As of right now, the General in charge of the troops agrees with a drawdown, so all we have to do is vote out the Republicans who refuse to let them come home. 

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700 Club Transcript

Pat:  There’s no question…that the rain today in the northeast region of the nation, the home of New-YOrk CITy, the breeding ground of sin, and Massachusetts with their judiciary willing to risk the lives of CHRISTIANS EVERYWHERE by spitting into the face of God, then expressing NO remorse.  And that’s why a thinking man understands full well that a gay-PRIDE PAR-ade experiencing some weather difficulties, may in fact be acquainting themselves with the oblivion their choices have steered them towards.  I hear the Axe Body Spray advertisements have stirred up batches of homosexual fever across parts of Kansas and…

Bimbo:  Which reminds me that for the next couple days we’ll be offering a half point plus worship minutes for every new subscriber referred in the month of July. 

Pat:  Yea, and what this means is, instead of getting the full point and really…NOTHING else to show for your donation to the Lord’s Work…heh

Bimbo:  Doesn’t sound like a good deal to me, only one and none of the other!

Pat:  That’s right, and so we realized that we just had to do MORE for EACH of  you out there, busy working for the sake of humanity, and let’s pass that burden around, let’s SHARE it…

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Me = DUMBASS

Not for the reasons you’ve all got on your mind…but because I can’t post comments on MY OWN BLOG!  Everytime I try, the writing just disappears and the page refreshes.  This is embarrasing, but not nearly as embarrasing as the time I was arrested for exposing my nipples and crude sence of humor to Barbara Bush in New Hampshire.  Surely THIS won’t make the newspapers, or earn me any death threats from horny Civil War vets…

 Hopefully a solution is soon to come…because I’ve got (read in Jerry Stiller’s voice) A LOT OF THINGS TO SAY TO YOU PEOPLE!!!!  Frodo – Right – consider yourselves LUCKY!!!!

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Estate Tax House Debate

This is probably the best CSPAN I’ve seen all year.  The estimate from Democrats is the repeal would cost over $700 billion over 10 years, the estimate from Republicans is around $250 billion.  Democrats are pointing out that all this lost revenue will be borrowed from China and other countries, and Republicans haven’t addressed that point once in an hour so far.  Rangel (D-NY) stated that it doesn’t matter to Republicans whether or not they retain the majority, that it doesn’t matter to Republicans whether the current bill will only affect 7500 people, but instead that this is merely another step in a long effort to erase FDR’s legacy, to starve the government so that future Congresses have no money to work with.  It’s no secret that this strategy is at play here, having been documented again and again (Grover Norquist comes to mind).

The worst thing that ever happened to this idea of theirs was the ballanced budgets of the 90s.  Proof that it can be done!  It happened!  We all saw it, we all saw both sides of the aisle come together and celebrate the accomplishment.  Well, that was unacceptable to those who call the shots today, and so the fiscal policy of our government these past six years has been to open the door to looters, waste as much money as possible, then “light a match” (think of the restaurant in ‘Goodfellas’).  Burn the house down, then simply walk away. 

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Gore-Kerry Ticket in ’08

Landslide victory – you heard it here first. 

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Fructose Compounding – Geek Sessions

Going to break out of my dark routine for a day on the blog, and let the geek surface for a while.  Like with stocks, politics, sports and music, I’ve got a chip on my shoulder that drives me towards figuring out how stupid we humans truly are, especially in terms of the crap we blow money on.  Went to see my doctor today and everything’s fine, but I wanted to run something by him about suppliments and vitamins.  Having known for a while (mostly from having done Atkins a while back for about six months) that most of the nutrients we consume get eliminated through urination, it’s always baffled me how millions of us blow money on pills we buy in the store.  Not me – I’m a skeptical bastard, and that money needs to go towards maintaining my alcoholism and crack addiction. 

That said, it does seem like as I get older, the fear of dying before retirement has become a much more prominent factor in my dreaming, REM sleep or otherwise.  The people I see walking around this country, the flab, all the news reports about diabetics and folks being removed from their house by equipment sold by Caterpillar…like the mother from ‘What’s Eating Gilbert Grape’…I’ll never get that bad, but when these kids start talking back, who knows?  Maybe that’s when people start pounding Skittles and sneaking off to McDonalds every day. 

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